1 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:10,560 You want me to do what?Well, you're the only one small enough. 2 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:16,560 You crawl under the cow and hold this bucket. 3 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:20,240 Do I have to wear this hat? Aye. Just in case. 4 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:25,840 I'll get you a stool, bring Petal into the pen, walk her by Dumfy... 5 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:28,320 You won't leave me there by myself? 6 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:33,800 Don't worry. That's what the hard hat's for. I'll only be a moment. 7 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:42,560 Bull's names Dumfy?Aye. Should be in a cartoon with that name.I didn't pick it. 8 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:46,320 I love cartoons. Road Runner was my favourite. 9 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:50,320 I liked that Coyote. The stone wall, Colin? 10 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:55,120 Aye.You managed to repair it? 11 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:57,560 I had a good look at it. 12 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:03,280 Can I help here? No. Get on with the wall. 13 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:06,680 Is she going to sit under that cow? Aye. 14 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:12,640 Good thinking, Malcolm. If I were a bull...We don't need to know. 15 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:14,600 Suit yourself. 16 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,960 I'll go get Petal 17 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:21,400 and a stool. All right? 18 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:23,800 All right. 19 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:28,200 Lucky ol' Dumfy. 20 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:30,560 Dumfy. 21 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:34,080 The things that happened to that Coyote. 22 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,440 Never did think that was fair. 23 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,040 Where was the wall, Malcolm? 24 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:43,320 CAR ALARM BLARES 25 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:47,160 COUPLE ARGUE 26 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,760 POP MUSIC POUNDS 27 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,360 ARGUING CONTINUES 28 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,920 Morning.Oh! 29 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:19,040 Morning.Sleep well? 30 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:24,160 Of course. No reason I shouldn't. What are you looking for? 31 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,640 Milk.I've got it over here. 32 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,800 Oh, do you?Aye. 33 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,640 Cheers. 34 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:37,920 I'd better go.You put the kettle on. Do you not want tea?Aye. 35 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,840 I'll get it for you.Cheers. 36 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,960 HE WHIMPERS 37 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,840 I think I really must go.You're really jumpy, Gordon.No, I'm not. 38 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:53,880 Why are you looking down?I've got something in my eye.Which?Both. 39 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:59,680 Here, let me have a look. I can't see anything. 40 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:03,560 What going on?NOTHING! He's got something in his eyes. 41 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:09,920 I can see that. And little horns on his head. Put some clothes on. 42 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:13,640 Not you! 43 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:21,560 Marjorie, it's not fair! 44 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:24,240 You were looking at her?No! 45 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:29,200 Thinking male thoughts? I never think male thoughts.Never? 46 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:33,040 OK. OK. I had one once. 47 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,880 But it was about you. 48 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:41,760 MUSIC POUNDS AND WOMAN CHATTERS 49 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,080 All right? 50 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:50,520 Oi! It's busy! 51 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:05,560 HE WHOOPS 52 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,880 Oh, no, no... 53 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:17,800 I said no drugs.You also said comfortable room, didn't you, mate? 54 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:20,200 You don't like the room - get out. 55 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:23,040 No, I love it. I'm only kidding. 56 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:28,720 Thank you for throwing in that green mould next to the bed for nothing. 57 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:32,960 I don't like the look of you.You see, that's where we're different - 58 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:38,560 cos I don't like the look of you either, but I don't say anything. 59 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:41,120 Did you find a cash machine? 60 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:45,880 You still owe me for two nights. I want the money now. Cash. 61 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:49,560 What you don't trust me or something?Now. 62 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:56,440 OK, This has gone on for long enough. My name is Douglas Raeburn. 63 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,880 I work for Camden Social Services. 64 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:04,280 I'm investigating complaints from clients about the accommodation here. 65 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:09,160 You can ring Camden Council if you like, I'm sure you've got the number. 66 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:12,720 I'll have a shower and then I'll pop downstairs 67 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:16,920 and we'll have a little chat. You've got some explaining to do. 68 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,200 Mum? I don't get this maths. 69 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:28,640 Oh, I was never very good at maths, Charley. 70 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:34,680 - You're supposed to be the teacher. - She's just a supply teacher. 71 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,840 Mrs Raeburn'll be back tomorrow. 72 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:40,480 Can we make fun of you, then? Make you cry?Yeah, sure. 73 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:46,720 But I'll tear your fingers off and shove them up your nose.Gross! 74 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,800 When's Kenny coming home? 75 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:52,720 I'm not sure. I'm sure he'll be back soon. 76 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:58,640 I wish he was here.He couldn't help you with your maths.He'd try. 77 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,000 Will you help me? 78 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,680 Sure. You can't help being stupid. 79 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,520 Come on. We're going to be late. 80 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:10,960 No not "Raymond" - Raeburn. He says he's from Housing. 81 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,280 That's right - Housing. 82 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:16,200 What? Yeah, all right, I'll hold. 83 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:30,480 SORRY! 84 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:39,920 If I didn't know these were Kenny's, I'd think they were rubbish. 85 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:44,960 Douglas?The roses. You think they'll survive? 86 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:51,440 It's a bit exposed for them, but if they take, it would be a fine thing. 87 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:55,760 Are you going to help me or not? Aye. 88 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,960 A bench, 89 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:02,480 surrounded by roses, overlooking the sea. 90 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:06,360 She would have liked that.Who? The Queen Mum. 91 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:10,960 Come on, Douglas, we've got real problems to worry about. 92 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:15,200 This is real.We've to get Carolyn settled.What's not real about it? 93 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:20,280 Please, Douglas! I don't have time for a row! 94 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:24,240 We did nothing when she died or for the Golden Jubilee. 95 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:28,640 No-one wanted to do anything.I did. No-one stopped you. 96 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:33,000 You might as well have, making light of it the way you did. 97 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:37,640 It wasn't just me. Your best friend Marjorie had a go as well. 98 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:41,080 And Malcolm. Nearly everyone, as I recall. 99 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:44,880 You can laugh. I'm going to build a garden for the Queen Mum. 100 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:48,280 Do it.I will.Be frivolous. 101 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:53,600 It's not frivolous.To build a garden for someone you never met. 102 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,400 I met her once.You didn't?I did. 103 00:07:56,440 --> 00:08:00,000 And even if I hadn't, it wouldn't matter. 104 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,720 You're still a mystery to me. 105 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:06,080 To celebrate the life of someone who thinks they're better than you, 106 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:12,920 by an accident of birth, I'll never understand. 107 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,440 Gordon! 108 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:23,400 Having their break? Yeah. Just burning some energy off. 109 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:28,520 Didn't get breaks in my day. That explains why you're so clever. 110 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:31,960 Och! That's the sort of thing Kenny would say. 111 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:36,520 Seems nice but it's just an insult. I taught him all he knows. 112 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:40,800 What will the children be like when you're finished?Tired, I hope. 113 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:46,760 I wish he was here. I've got no-one to talk to. He and I, we could talk. 114 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:51,720 Well, you're talking to me. You're not really a man.No. 115 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:55,840 Not really.I couldn't speak to you about having manly thoughts. 116 00:08:55,880 --> 00:09:02,440 That'd be tricky. I couldn't admit to manly thoughts about nubile women? 117 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:05,280 That's a lovely compliment, Gordon! 118 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,600 Mercy me! I don't mean you! 119 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:11,960 Oh.No! No! Not you! Well, I suppose that's good, really. 120 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:17,320 They pop into your head and won't go away. It's like the hiccups. 121 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:21,800 You could try sipping water upside down.Sounds dangerous. 122 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:25,520 I always end up getting it down the front of me. 123 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:29,280 Down the front of you? The front of your...Yeah. 124 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:33,640 I've got to go. 125 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:35,600 See you in a jiffy. 126 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:38,000 KNOCK ON DOOR 127 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:40,760 Come in. 128 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,760 How are you? 129 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,040 Fine. 130 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,600 Did you sleep well? 131 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,840 Fine. 132 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:02,440 How's Isla? 133 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,720 Fine. 134 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:10,200 You haven't changed her. I was about to. 135 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:15,440 Her nappy's full. You can't leave her...I SAID I WAS ABOUT TO! 136 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:17,720 I'm sorry. 137 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:27,440 Douglas has spoken to Heather about looking after the shop. 138 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:30,040 Thanks. 139 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,480 The cottage is ready for you. 140 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:37,880 I'm sure you'll be looking forward to having some space.Aye. 141 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,720 Och, I mean... 142 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:45,880 You don't have to explain. I understand. 143 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:50,360 I'll snap out of it. Of course you will. 144 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:56,800 You get so tired at the beginning. 145 00:10:56,840 --> 00:11:02,080 It's like...pushing water up the hill. 146 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,400 Aye. 147 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,520 All right, lads. 148 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:44,480 Some cars down there need breaking into, if you're bored. No? 149 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:49,640 Well, good to see lobotomy's still all the rage round here. 150 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:55,760 You're so stupid!I'm not stupid. Stop it, you two! 151 00:11:55,800 --> 00:12:01,120 Alfie. Peter. In the corner - separate corners.This is my corner. 152 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:06,400 What were you arguing about? He says "AI" stands for artificial insemination, which is rubbish. 153 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:09,800 It stands for artificial intelligence.It's not rubbish. 154 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:14,200 I want to stand in the corner. Stay there!It's not fair! 155 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,320 It's a punishment!It IS rubbish! 156 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:21,120 It can mean both. You're just saying that.It's true! 157 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:25,960 How would you know? You're just the supply teacher.In the corner. 158 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,280 Thanks. 159 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,880 You want something?Ah, no. Sorry. 160 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:00,960 There's nothing worth stealing so clear off! 161 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,560 There never was, but that never stopped anyone. 162 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,960 It's just I used to live here. 163 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,520 Good to see the place hasn't lost its charm. 164 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,800 Come on, Dumfy. 165 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:18,680 You're tarnishing the reputation of bulls. 166 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:22,480 Look, it's...it's a cow! 167 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:25,520 It's a fine-looking cow! 168 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:29,760 Malcolm? How much longer do I have to sit here? 169 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:35,560 Come on, Dumfy! What's wrong with you? I'm not asking too much. 170 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,000 Please, Dumfy! 171 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:43,120 Malcolm? 172 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:49,440 It's OK, Ida. You can come from under the cow. 173 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,400 If it doesn't work out, you can always eat him. 174 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:58,040 Aye. I wish I could say the same for you. 175 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:10,760 Wotcha!Hi, Kenny. All right?How's it going? 176 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,720 Yeah. Good. Can I get you a drink? 177 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,840 Just... 178 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:20,680 tomato juice.You're joking, ain't you?That'll do me. 179 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,680 All right. Can I have a tomato juice? 180 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:26,280 So?Yeah. So. What's going on? 181 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,600 Not much, got a gig tonight. 182 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:35,480 Dave Lips and some of the blokes are playing at the Half Moon. Should get pretty messy. 183 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,200 There you go. 184 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:44,280 Just so you know, I'm not cross about you and Abby getting together. 185 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:48,960 I guess I expected it. You were waiting in the queue a long time. 186 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:55,240 Good. Cool.It's hard to come to terms with, you know, at first. 187 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:56,800 Well. 188 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,920 Love and war and all that.Yeah. 189 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:03,160 I thought about sending somebody to kill you, 190 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:09,960 but it was a bit expensive and the blokes who'd do it had a lot of work on. 191 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,680 You don't believe that? About killing me?Yeah. 192 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,840 No. 193 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,400 I mean...yeah. Yeah. Course I do. Yeah. 194 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,560 Kenny! Come on. I'm pulling your leg. 195 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:33,800 I tell you, you was always a very funny bloke. 196 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:39,520 So, she's happy? 197 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:43,320 Well, "happy" is a slippery thing, innit? 198 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,360 Yeah. 199 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,440 Yeah. We...er... 200 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:55,320 we split up. You looking for sympathy? Don't know what I'm looking for. 201 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:58,680 How are my kids? They are little gems. 202 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,600 Yeah. 203 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:08,000 Why do you want a drink? Talk about old times? 204 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:10,880 There's not much to say. 205 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,600 Short memories can be a blessing. Y'know? 206 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:19,400 Kids have short memories. 207 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:24,040 She'll never let me see them. She hates me. 208 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:28,240 Yeah. You were pretty much a right shitbag, weren't you? 209 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:33,600 I ever punch you in the gob when you lived next door?No. You missed. 210 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:39,160 You're making me cross. And I won't miss this time.I believe you. 211 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:43,480 You won't even try and hit me because you've changed. 212 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:49,840 She let you read my letters?What letters?When did you split up? 213 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:58,320 Er...well...we never split up. 214 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,200 We were never together. 215 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,320 It didn't work out. 216 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:07,600 Fate was against us. 217 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:10,120 Tragic, eh? 218 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,280 Still, you won't lose sleep over it, one way or the other. 219 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:17,720 I wouldn't expect you to know what I lose sleep over. 220 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:23,720 So where'd you disappear to? Up my own arse.Great place to hide. 221 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:27,400 What's this about? It's about two little gems. 222 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:31,440 I was a shitbag. She hates me. There's nothing I can do. 223 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:35,320 Not if you stay up your arse there ain't, no. 224 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,560 Abby was right. Should've studied the form. 225 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:46,760 I didn't think you'd fall at the first fence. Thank you. 226 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:58,360 It's the pink of a summer sunset! 227 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:02,920 Eh?Not that blood red, it's just the pink. 228 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:06,560 If I could find a nice dress for Isla in that pink, 229 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,920 why, that would be special, eh! 230 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:14,880 Are you OK, then? With everything? Aye. 231 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:18,000 Eh, I need some make-up. I mean, look at me. 232 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:21,040 Do you think I need some colour? 233 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:26,280 You're lucky - you don't need to wear anything. But me - look at me. 234 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:30,960 BABY GRIZZLES I remember when I was about 12 235 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,000 and I put this red on my lips. 236 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,320 I felt so grown-up! 237 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:40,400 Everything just out there in front of me. 238 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:45,960 I had that lipstick on and I was... well, I was...beautiful. 239 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,240 You still are. 240 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:52,040 Oh, you're sweet! You really are sweet. 241 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:58,520 Just look at this pink. It's the pink of a summer sunset. 242 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:01,360 Not...not the blood red. 243 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:06,240 Just the pink. Carolyn, are you OK?I'm fine. 244 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:09,320 Do you know how kind it is of you to ask? 245 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:14,000 I never had a nice dress. A special dress. 246 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:17,440 The sort you wear once but keep forever. 247 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,920 Just to remind you, you were special when you wore it 248 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,720 because...because it was special. 249 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:27,680 Isla will have one. I'll see to that.Carolyn? 250 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:33,480 It's my shadow. I can't go anywhere without my shadow. 251 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,920 Makes you long for a rainy day! 252 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:41,520 Is Edwardian before or after Victorian? 253 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:45,440 What do you think, Peter? If he knew, he wouldn't ask. 254 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:48,120 Stand in the corner.Again? 255 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,720 Can I stand with him so he can help with my maths? 256 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:55,320 I stand in the corner because you don't know the answer. 257 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,080 We'll all wait until you get there. 258 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,880 Edwardian is after Victorian. 259 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:11,240 It refers to the reign of Edward VII, son of Queen Victoria. 260 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:14,720 He was King from 1901 to 1910. 261 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,280 Nice one, Mum! 262 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,800 She says she wants a divorce. 263 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:24,040 I'm sorry. Says she met somebody else. 264 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,120 It happens to people. 265 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:32,520 To people. Not to me.I'm sorry. 266 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:35,960 Don't waste your energy feeling sorry for me. 267 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,240 We should feel sorry for the poor bastard she met.Aye. 268 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,840 She said I'd never be the man she wanted me to be. 269 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:47,760 What does that mean? I'm the man she married. I'm still the same. 270 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,160 It's her that's different. 271 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:57,440 I'd like to give her the back of my hand for writing something like that. Maybe I will one day. 272 00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:02,400 You know, Jerry - and I mean no disrespect - 273 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:07,000 but you can be a right bastard when you're drunk.I know. 274 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:12,720 But it's her that made me drink. Then it's good she's gone.Aye. 275 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:18,120 It's good.Aye, it's the best thing. 276 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:27,400 Are you sure it's a bull?Aye. 277 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,160 Have you not something to do? 278 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,040 Plenty. 279 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:36,720 You keep me busy, so you do. 280 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,960 Maybe it doesn't like being watched. 281 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:45,480 There's some men that can only be amorous in the dark, so no-one can see them being amorous. 282 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:49,880 You know about bulls and breeding? No. Can't help you. 283 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:53,600 Could be homesick. I know how that feels. 284 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:59,320 Don't feel much like being amorous when you're homesick. 285 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:04,160 Bye, children! 286 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:11,360 How did it go? Oh, fine. Mind you, I'm knackered! 287 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:15,400 Can't imagine what it'd be like with 30 of them. 288 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:19,960 Do you remember what it was like after you had your babies? 289 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:24,080 I remember feeling like I'd never sleep again. 290 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:29,560 I remember being so happy after I had Carolyn.I was...happy. 291 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,520 And then I had these feelings. 292 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,080 I couldn't tell anyone about them. 293 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:41,680 I didn't think they'd understand and I guess I didn't want to admit that I had them. 294 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:45,080 How good a mother could you be if you were depressed? 295 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:50,800 Depressed isn't the right word for it. I was lost. 296 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:55,400 I was unhappy one moment. Laughing for no reason the next. 297 00:22:56,600 --> 00:23:01,000 I'd wake up one morning and look at my baby and weep for joy. 298 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:06,600 Another morning I'd weep because I hated her so much. 299 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,360 And then I'd feel... 300 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,560 useless. 301 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:17,640 And frustrated, because I couldn't escape myself. 302 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,320 It's hard to ask for help. 303 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,720 Aye. 304 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,520 The "baby blues" - 305 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,760 sounds so innocent. 306 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:34,360 If Alistair...I wouldn't expect too much from him.No. But I do. 307 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:38,600 If you want to help Carolyn, don't depend on him at all. 308 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:42,520 But she needs to be able to depend on someone. 309 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:45,600 The kids' father walked out just before Charley was born. 310 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:50,960 It hurt so much because, I suppose, I needed him so badly. 311 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,840 If I expected nothing, there'd have been nothing to miss. 312 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:57,600 But you had Kenny?Yeah. 313 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:01,760 He should have been a maternity nurse. He missed his calling. 314 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,360 I need to spend time with her 315 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:11,400 and I don't know how long it'll take. I don't want to put you out. I'll do all I can to help. 316 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:17,800 Anyway, I fancy continuing my teaching career. You do what you got to do. 317 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:22,920 I can't see Carolyn being grateful. Not for a few years yet. 318 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,680 The tide's coming up. 319 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,200 Washes everything away. 320 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:32,080 Can you see? Can you see? 321 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,200 Goo, goo, goo, goo! 322 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:40,600 Goo, goo, goo! How's baby? 323 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:47,920 She's says she's fine but she wants to know who the silly man is. It's Uncle Gordon. 324 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:53,440 Oh.Look at that! She likes me. Och! It's wind. 325 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:59,440 Can you...can you hold her a minute?Aye. It'd be a pleasure. 326 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,960 Goo, goo, goo, goo! 327 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,000 Gordon? Talk to her about something. 328 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:12,120 She's not daft. She'll grow up thinking those noises are normal. 329 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:18,120 You can teach them things from a very early age.Aye. Of course. 330 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:21,080 What shall we talk about? 331 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,720 You see that boat over there? 332 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:27,280 That's my boat. I'm its Captain. 333 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:31,880 I rule the waves with that boat. Oh, yes, I do! 334 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:35,920 Oh, yes, I do! It's a very important job 335 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,600 and I'm a very important man. 336 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:43,120 Try to remember that as you get older. 337 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:47,560 It takes skill and courage and nerves of steel... 338 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,080 I'll be back in a moment. 339 00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:01,280 Gordon? 340 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,880 Oh, God! 341 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,480 What are you doing? Holding the baby. 342 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,720 Where's Carolyn?I don't know. Hi, Marjorie! 343 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:16,360 Och! There she is!Is she naked? 344 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:21,520 I didn't notice. How could you not notice? 345 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:25,400 I had one male thought but it wasn't my fault - 346 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:28,600 it was very short and it's gone now.Did you? 347 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:34,120 Well, if it was short...It was. I might have another one soon. 348 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,520 How do you know? She's got to come out. 349 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:42,400 Why don't I hold the baby and you can get me some milk from the shop? 350 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:47,120 Bye, bye, little one! 351 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,320 Gordon! The shop! 352 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,960 Aye! What was it I was getting? 353 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,560 WAILING 354 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,320 Mary? 355 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:07,120 SHE SOBS 356 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,960 She's going to freeze to death! 357 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:28,120 I'm fine. Leave me alone. I'm OK. Leave me be. 358 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:34,520 It's OK, Carolyn. I'm fine, I'm OK, I'm OK. 359 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,080 I'll wait outside. 360 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:53,560 If there's anything that you need? I need to be alone. 361 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,320 You know that I'd do anything to help you. 362 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,520 This will pass. 363 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,240 I promise you that. 364 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:09,240 I'm going to feed the baby. 365 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,280 Bye. 366 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,640 Bye. 367 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:29,120 She doesn't want my help. I don't think she realises what's happening to her. 368 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,440 She needs to see a doctor. Talbot will know what to do. 369 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:38,320 And if she won't listen?Shouldn't you stay here?She wants to be alone. 370 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:42,080 She doesn't know what she wants. 371 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:55,120 When are you going to start your garden for the Queen Mother? 372 00:28:55,160 --> 00:29:00,280 When I have a moment. This is as good a moment as any. 373 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:04,000 I'll help you. But, er, you don't approve. 374 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:07,040 I said I'll help. 375 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,800 Well. Good. 376 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:16,560 We'll need to go down and get some rocks to build a wee wall. 377 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,600 You get the rocks. 378 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,800 I'll help him. 379 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,000 You stay here. 380 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:31,240 Aye. You stay here. We'll get the rocks. 381 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,840 Do you want something? 382 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,200 I like watching a woman cook. 383 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:12,680 Where's Malcolm? He's gone over to the south field. 384 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:20,720 Don't you have something to do? There's always something to do. 385 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,880 You're a handsome-looking woman. 386 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,520 Thank you. 387 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,280 I'm sure Malcolm will be back soon. 388 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,400 No. I don't think so. 389 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,760 You've got pretty hair. 390 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,400 And nice kind eyes. 391 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:59,480 Never really looked at a person of your colour before. 392 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,160 Not really looked. 393 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,360 Never had the occasion. 394 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:13,200 Are you sure you don't want something? A glass of water? 395 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,920 Can I get you a glass of water? 396 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,400 No. 397 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:39,280 Kenny'll think this is wicked. He loved sitting up here, looking at the water. 398 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:42,120 When's he coming home? 399 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,080 What's he doing? 400 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:48,040 He's gone walkabout. But don't worry, I'm sure he's OK. 401 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,280 What's he doing while he's walking? 402 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,240 Thinking about life. That's what you do when you're idle. 403 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:59,320 He'd do that sitting up here. He said people loved looking at water because...What are you doing? 404 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:03,000 Building the Queen Mum's garden. Why? 405 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:07,720 Because...I want to. That should be enough.And you're helping? 406 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,080 Suddenly you're a monarchist? 407 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:14,760 Douglas was keen and I want... And she's a helpful person.Aye. 408 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,760 Don't I know! 409 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:21,960 Do you want to help?No. Seems like a waste of energy to me. 410 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,600 Sorry, just asking. 411 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:29,360 Carolyn, maybe we should visit Dr Talbot tomorrow? 412 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:33,640 Why? Because I don't see the point of a garden? 413 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:39,560 - What's HER problem? - We need more stones. 414 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,560 Come on, Charley, keep working. 415 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:45,800 Mary? 416 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,320 What are you drinking? 417 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:04,040 I'll be along later. You know where I'll be. 418 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,240 Go well today? 419 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:17,520 Not better, not worse. We got Carolyn into the cottage. 420 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:22,720 You'll be going up later to see the baby? 421 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:26,800 A few things to do first. Aye, of course. 422 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,400 I don't mean to say anything. 423 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:34,400 And I know I shouldn't meddle. Honestly, I do. 424 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:37,000 She needs somebody. Right now. 425 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:41,400 Just to keep an eye on her. Help her through. 426 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:46,640 She's not quite herself at the moment. It's the least you can do. 427 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:51,560 I'm trying to be as fair as I can with you. 428 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,560 I'm just asking you to be decent. 429 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,560 That is obviously asking too much. 430 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:15,280 MUSIC PLAYS 431 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:20,720 This is my last song 432 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:24,200 and it's for Gordon, an old mate. 433 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:32,000 Right where you found me 434 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:35,080 these chains that surround me 435 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,640 It's because I've changed 436 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:42,720 are all that remains 437 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:46,240 438 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,400 439 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:53,080 no angel of mercy 440 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:56,480 and I can't help myself 441 00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,760 442 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:02,200 And I'm trapped again 443 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:05,480 I'm going through, I'm trapped again 444 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:11,680 Can't you see I'm trapped again? Come and rescue me 445 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:16,840 446 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:20,880 to think that dreams would last 447 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:24,000 and it's still so clear 448 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,960 The world disappeared 449 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,840 450 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,200 451 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:39,040 no angel of mercy 452 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:42,160 but I got swept away 453 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:47,600 And I can't get out without losing you and I'm trapped again 454 00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:51,680 through, I'm trapped again 455 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:57,880 Can't you see I'm trapped again Come and rescue me 456 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:32,840 I can't get out without losing you And I'm trapped again 457 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:36,800 through, I'm trapped again 458 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:40,120 Can't you see I'm trapped again? 459 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:43,720 I'm trapped 460 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:48,920 461 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Thank you very much. 462 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:59,360 David Lips and the Brass Rubbing Band. Have a good night. 463 00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:14,200 Oh, hello. Come to take another swing at me? 464 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:18,200 I came to say sorry. Yeah, well, you've done it. 465 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:22,800 I don't know what's wrong with me. Well,Iknow what's wrong with you. 466 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:29,280 Are you that clever?Why don't you just hit me now and get it over with? Go on, off you go. 467 00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:35,200 I came to talk to you. If all you can manage is sarky comments, I'll piss off.Why don't you? 468 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:42,040 Go on, off you go. Then it can be MY fault and you can keep that sliver of a conscience of yours clear. 469 00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,400 Look at me. 470 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:47,720 I said look at me! 471 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,840 I'm making an effort. Can't you see that? 472 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:56,640 What, this is an effort? What you're doing now? I'm disappointed. But then I'm an optimist. 473 00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:02,720 But it sucks, cos I'm always disappointed.What do you expect of me?More than you can offer, Robbie. 474 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:08,760 You feel sorry, have regrets, but it's all about you, isn't it? You haven't the space for anybody else. 475 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:13,200 I said I'd changed. I know you said it. 476 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:15,280 And I hoped it was true. 477 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:19,400 I really hoped it was true. So I came down to see for myself. 478 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:24,880 Cos that was the greatest gift I could give Alfie and Charley - you, 479 00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,440 their dad. 480 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:33,680 It's not the first time I've been a fool. It would've been like sticking coal in their Christmas stockings. 481 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:35,600 You came looking for me? 482 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:38,800 Yeah. 483 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:45,000 I wanted to make sure you deserved them.Where do you get off thinking you can decide something like that? 484 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:49,960 If you don't like it, do something about it. But you won't, cos you haven't got the balls. 485 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:56,760 You're not different. And they'll smell that, cos kids do, they'll smell you a mile off. 486 00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:02,480 And the little lie you say to yourself every day - that you've changed - 487 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:07,360 that'll be in pieces. Then what will you do? How do you get through the day then? 488 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:13,480 I deserve my kids.You'll deserve them when you can't live without them and feel everything they feel, 489 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:17,520 when your hopes are their hopes and all the rest. 490 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:22,800 But it isn't something you talk about. It's something you prove. 491 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,680 What have I done? 492 00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:52,280 Morning. 493 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:53,680 Morning. 494 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:59,120 Sleep well?Yes. 495 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:03,480 Nice and warm and cosy? 496 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,160 Yes. 497 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,520 Just wanted to say "morning". 498 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,760 PHONE RINGS 499 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:47,640 Kenny? 500 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,280 No, you've got the wrong number. 501 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,040 OK. 502 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,360 Was it Kenny? 503 00:40:54,400 --> 00:41:00,480 Yeah, he says he's fine and sends you lots of kisses and hopes you've been good.When will he be back? 504 00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,520 Soon. 505 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:18,880 Maybe you just had too much to drink last night? Maybe a drink's what I needed. 506 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:23,360 Isn't that a pretty comment!Well, it's never happened to me before. 507 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:28,600 You sure know how to make me feel desirable. Maybe you're just too old. 508 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:33,400 Aye, let's leave it at that if it'll make you feel better. 509 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,840 Malcolm?What is it? Where are you going? 510 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:46,120 I'm going to see Mrs McGowan and Douglas.Do you have to go? 511 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:49,000 What's the matter?Malcolm? 512 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:54,640 You said something about erosion. When I get back, Colin. ..What is it, Ida? 513 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,680 Nothing. I'll see you later. 514 00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:05,040 Come on, Peter. I'll run you down to school.Thanks. 515 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:20,920 It wasn't aimed at you... or the Queen Mother. 516 00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,120 We don't know she did it. 517 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,440 Of course she did. 518 00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:32,520 We shouldn't jump to conclusions. We don't know. 519 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,040 Morning, Malcolm. 520 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:39,160 Douglas. Mary. 521 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:44,000 I've got a problem with the bull. 522 00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:51,000 Did it run amok last night along the upper road?No. 523 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:57,200 Oh, Douglas. That was a nice thought. 524 00:42:57,240 --> 00:43:00,520 And why would that have been a nice thought? 525 00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,040 What's wrong with the bull? 526 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:09,320 Refuses to have sex with that plastic cow. Bloody-minded animal! 527 00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:14,760 That cow looks fine to me. Looked fine to me too. I'm worried about both of you! 528 00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:20,000 I've tried everything. 529 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:26,320 I soaked up some of Petal's sweat in a sponge and hid it in the cow. Nothing. 530 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:33,320 What can we do?We need a breeding specialist. I'll need you and Mrs McGowan to pay your share. 531 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,240 You will? 532 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:41,320 An Englishman from the Highlands. I saw his advert in Farmer's Weekly. 533 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:48,480 How much?I won't know until he looks Dumfy over.Are you sure you need him?The bull won't perform. 534 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:54,880 Must be something in the water. Have you checked the water? It's in his head, not in the water. 535 00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:59,880 Why did I let you talk me into this?I never talked you into this. 536 00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:05,240 I'd never have put money in unless you had. I thought you were canny. 537 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:11,320 I only did because you did. Someone as mean as you wouldn't throw their money away.You think I'm mean? 538 00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:16,160 The Queen of Mean.Gordon, are you going to let him say that? Too late, he's said it. 539 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:22,040 Nobody's throwing their money away. What good is a bull that won't do what bulls do? 540 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:29,280 Some bulls need to be treated right. Need to be treated with love. Convince them how special they are. 541 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:33,880 Not criticised for everything they do wrong.What do you mean, Gordon? 542 00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:40,400 How would you feel if you were expected to do male things and couldn't have male thoughts? 543 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:45,480 Are we talking about bulls? Of course! What else would we be talking about? 544 00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:53,920 No bull worth his salt could be a... bull if people watched him all the time, wondering if he was too old. 545 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:58,680 Making little comments about his bullishness. 546 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:05,360 We need someone who knows what they're talking about to sort this out... 547 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,880 whatever it costs.I'll call him. 548 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:16,400 And where did you learn so much about bulls?Why are we trying so hard to be together, Marjorie? 549 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:21,440 Are we just hanging on to something from the past that never was? 550 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,240 I don't see the point in that. 551 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,840 Ida? 552 00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:52,640 Ida? It's me. 553 00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:02,720 The way he looks at me. The things he says. 554 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,200 He just stares and smiles. 555 00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:11,360 He waits until I'm alone and then he's there. 556 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:18,320 I can't stand it when you go away and leave me alone. 557 00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:21,080 There's no-one there. 558 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,480 I don't feel safe. 559 00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:32,480 I'll send him packing. Don't you worry. 560 00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,480 I'll speak to him and send him away. 561 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:56,960 "Jerry. I've left my boat in Portree. You can collect it there. 562 00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:01,480 "I'm hoping you'll look after things for me." 563 00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:17,480 I thought I'd go ahead and get started, Malcolm. I thought I should earn my keep. 564 00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,800 Colin, I don't know what you think you're up to. 565 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,360 Is the net in the wrong place? 566 00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,640 I thought this was the right place. 567 00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:32,240 I spoke with Ida.Och! She's a fine woman. She's been so kind to me. 568 00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:36,960 Making me feel at home. It's been a long time since I felt like that. 569 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:44,000 I've tried hard to be kind back to her. Making sure I say "morning" and telling her she looks nice. 570 00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:47,240 Women like that. Don't they? 571 00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:53,200 Don't they like that?Some do. 572 00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:58,360 You've been ever so kind to me, making me feel part of your family. 573 00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:05,000 I know I'm not the quickest rabbit in the hutch. That's what Uncle Murdo always said about me. 574 00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,400 But I won't let you down. 575 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:11,920 Colin... 576 00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:15,160 I know you're family and all... 577 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,600 Aye? 578 00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:22,880 ..but you'll need to secure that net better than you have done 579 00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:30,520 or it'll wash away with the next hard rain. Otherwise it looks just about right. 580 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,600 Aye. OK. 581 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:48,400 They drove him away. Mary and Douglas have no-one to blame but themselves. 582 00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:53,880 And YOU can tell them that, since you like your little bit of gossip. You can tell the bastards that. 583 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:59,840 I'll let you tell them. You seem to want to.I forget. You're just as smug as they are. 584 00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:05,160 I'll let you carry on being angry by yourself. I've got work to do. 585 00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:28,000 Kenny! 586 00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:32,880 Kenny! 587 00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:35,040 Come here! 588 00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,040 - Did you miss me? - Yeah! 589 00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,520 Thank you. I missed you so much. 590 00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:42,400 So did I. I missed you more than she did. 591 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:46,520 Did not. I missed you more.I think I did. I'm not trying to boast. 592 00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:49,040 How was the anarchists' conference? 593 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:53,560 An anarchist conference? Kind of an oxymoron, don't you think? 594 00:49:53,600 --> 00:50:00,080 You didn't call. I had to tell them something. ..Oh, I told them to leave it there. 595 00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:03,800 Well, looks like it belongs. Why didn't you phone, Kenny? 596 00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:09,840 I was really worried. What were you doing?I was just looking for stuff. 597 00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:17,040 I didn't find it, though. Can I rent a room tonight?Don't be stupid - you can stay as long as you like. 598 00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:21,360 Thanks.So where were you? 599 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:28,800 Now...I'm a walking time machine. In front of me's the future. Behind me's the past. 600 00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:33,120 I was trying to figure out which direction they go in.Did you? 601 00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:39,160 Dodgy clutch. Still stuck in neutral. 602 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,600 I missed you. 603 00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,080 Maybe. 604 00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:45,960 But not as much as Gordon did, though. 605 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:52,240 Well, she'd just bought the Castle of Mey and, er, we were poaching salmon in the river. 606 00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:56,640 We were doing well at it. Hardly put your line in and you got a bite. 607 00:50:56,680 --> 00:51:01,160 I must have been about, er...16. 608 00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,400 The gamekeeper catches us. 609 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:10,880 He's marching us up the bank, intent on handing us over to the law. 610 00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:13,640 And there she was. 611 00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:18,960 And all she wanted to know was what we were using on our lines. 612 00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:23,360 I got a royal pardon. 613 00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:26,000 I drove him away. 614 00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:32,600 This wall will look good when we're done with it. 615 00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,840 Thank you for helping. 616 00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:39,360 DOOR BANGS 617 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,400 I'm sorry. 618 00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,400 I don't know what came over me. 619 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,480 Is there something wrong with me? 620 00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,040 Thank you again for supper. 621 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,360 You're welcome, Colin. 622 00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:27,120 I'll be off now. Hope you sleep nice and warm and cosy.You too. 623 00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:30,440 I'll see you in the morning.Aye. 624 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:36,360 He's weird. 625 00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,840 Peter, get yourself ready for bed. 626 00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:49,520 You said you'd send him packing. 627 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:56,640 It's how he is, Ida. He's trying to be kind to you, that's all. 628 00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,480 He's simple. 629 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:00,960 Malcolm... 630 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,640 Don't take against him for that. 631 00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,680 Aren't I old for a kiss good night? 632 00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:14,440 Cor, you're thick, aren't you? You're never too old for that. 633 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:17,280 Did you miss us? Every second. 634 00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:21,800 I told you.I just wanted to hear it from him, cos I'm thick. 635 00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:24,560 Night.Night, sweetheart. 636 00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:30,240 It's for you. In case you go away again. 637 00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:31,600 Thanks. 638 00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,840 I tried to find one that was just me, 639 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:39,160 so you'd remember ME best. But Mum gave me this one with all four of us. 640 00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,680 It was the only one I could find. 641 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:03,480 So, the other night, I was thinking, 642 00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:07,960 "What would Kenny have said about that?" 643 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,440 Well, didn't have much to worry about, then. 644 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:17,760 He'd say, "Don't expect too much of yourself or anyone else. You'll just be disappointed." 645 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:21,560 Would he?Aye, I think. 646 00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:28,720 He wouldn't say, "Because we're not perfect, we have to try harder. 647 00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:32,400 "Disappointment is part of who we are"? 648 00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:35,680 Well, he might say that. 649 00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:38,680 We have to wash our face with hope. 650 00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:42,680 And dry our tears with mercy. 651 00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:46,440 No, no. That's a bit over the top. 652 00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:51,920 Yeah, you're right. 653 00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:54,320 Thanks. 654 00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:05,360 PIANO PLAYS 655 00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:44,000 Sorry, mate, can you tell me where the Ronansay ferry is? 656 00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:48,480 It's the red boat over there. Cheers. 657 00:55:56,080 --> 00:56:00,120 Manure. Bull's good for something. 658 00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:04,840 Tell me where you want me to plant things.They wanted to make it a school project. 659 00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,240 Oh, lovely. 660 00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:11,320 Start digging.Right. Dig a big hole.OK. 661 00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:29,440 They're all looking forward to you coming, I can tell you. 662 00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:35,560 They are?Aye. Don't want to put any pressure on you, but they're expecting a miracle. 663 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:38,480 Aye, you've got everyone's hopes up. 664 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:43,280 Teaching a bull to fancy a plastic cow must be some sort of talent. 665 00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:54,240 The Queen Mum's garden. 666 00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:56,680 It's not bad. 667 00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:06,480 Shall I explain what it celebrates? It doesn't matter, Douglas.It does. It's not about an accident of birth. 668 00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:13,200 It's about all those things we thought we were in the past that we wish we could be in the future. 669 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:36,800 The Raeburns' is just over there. I'll be seeing you. 670 00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:04,920 Come on. Time for geography. 671 00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:16,360 Wotcha! It's the middle of nowhere, isn't it? 672 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:57,280 Subtitles by Red Bee Media